Promises

I promise never to include poetry unless it is pasted from work by a real writer.
I promise to include all the funniest links and nerdiest how-to's as long as I remember that I have a blog.
I promise to keep my complaints about the world to a minimum.
I promise to use the blog as a tool if only for me.
I promise to clean the bathroom on a more regular basis.
I promise to cry from darkness and seek some light. As the pointy haired boss says: 'Its always darkest just before the flesh eating zombies appear, because they don't like the dark.'
I promise to make more promises......